The Neverending Story

So, like I said, our Absolute Final Counteroffer expired today at 5.00pm. Of course, the Seller comes back to us at a minute after five o'clock. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU. Not. Even. Kidding. And with a counter offer. Of course. We're negotiating over some terms and a piddly amount of cash, and to be honest, this may be one of the most ridiculous deals I've ever been involved in. It leaves me with little faith that the closing will even run smoothly if we actually do come to an agreement on terms. Who's with me for voting this guy off the island?