Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Slate Muys Wood



Does anyone else call their monkeys by their full name -- first, middle, last -- when they're pulling time-out-worthy-behavior?

WHY are you snorting like that?

Don't judge me.

6 comments:

Tee said...

Does NoBeauShutUpIdiotDog count? If so, then yes. All the time.

Tabulous said...

Wow, let me show my crazy cat lady. I have in my home:
Baileah Estelle Wharton-Johns-Muntzinger (so maybe she has a stepdaddy, it happens)
Maxwell Oliver Starbuck II
Napoleon Lancelot (lovingly referred to as Nubs)
Roxanna Nicole

Samantha Maria Augustina passed away a year ago.

And Cheech Chihuahua, because I had baby names to start to think about when he came around.

So no, I don't judge. I'm going to go walk outside in my robe and call the stray cats and be generally creepy now.

Kelly Muys Wood said...

Tab, you are HILARIOUS. Ohmygosh.

Taylor said...

"Darby Olivia Garrison!" does come out from time to time..usually when she is knocking a plate of food off of a counter or something. "You little asshole!" is probably used a bit more often though ;)

Kelly Muys Wood said...

Darby Olivia Garrison is a pretty enough name to call my first born!

Taylor said...

I know, I kinda love the name Olivia now but oh well. Her initials HAD to spell d-o-g.