Wow, let me show my crazy cat lady. I have in my home: Baileah Estelle Wharton-Johns-Muntzinger (so maybe she has a stepdaddy, it happens) Maxwell Oliver Starbuck II Napoleon Lancelot (lovingly referred to as Nubs) Roxanna Nicole
Samantha Maria Augustina passed away a year ago.
And Cheech Chihuahua, because I had baby names to start to think about when he came around.
So no, I don't judge. I'm going to go walk outside in my robe and call the stray cats and be generally creepy now.
"Darby Olivia Garrison!" does come out from time to time..usually when she is knocking a plate of food off of a counter or something. "You little asshole!" is probably used a bit more often though ;)
In the eighties, I was a little kid who put together model buildings out of notebook paper and Scotch tape and spent days on end playing Monopoly with my best friend. What I've done over the last decade is pretty much the same thing. I began buying, renovating, and renting dozens of properties during Architecture school, where I mostly learned how to stay awake for six days straight.
Today I'm a new mother married with four dogs and way too many houses along the coasts of Florida. We recently moved into and began working on a three story lake house built in 1928.
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Does NoBeauShutUpIdiotDog count? If so, then yes. All the time.
Wow, let me show my crazy cat lady. I have in my home:
Baileah Estelle Wharton-Johns-Muntzinger (so maybe she has a stepdaddy, it happens)
Maxwell Oliver Starbuck II
Napoleon Lancelot (lovingly referred to as Nubs)
Roxanna Nicole
Samantha Maria Augustina passed away a year ago.
And Cheech Chihuahua, because I had baby names to start to think about when he came around.
So no, I don't judge. I'm going to go walk outside in my robe and call the stray cats and be generally creepy now.
Tab, you are HILARIOUS. Ohmygosh.
"Darby Olivia Garrison!" does come out from time to time..usually when she is knocking a plate of food off of a counter or something. "You little asshole!" is probably used a bit more often though ;)
Darby Olivia Garrison is a pretty enough name to call my first born!
I know, I kinda love the name Olivia now but oh well. Her initials HAD to spell d-o-g.
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