Me: Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh!
Andrew: What?! What happened?
Me: Look! Look what I found!
Me: They're branches! Look how beautiful! Can you believe the neighbors threw these away?!
Andrew: Wha? I threw those away...
Me: Why would you throw away these perfectly gorgeous branches?!
Andrew: Why in the world would you fish those out of the trash?!