Do yourself a favor.
Unless you want to play referee and listen to blood curdling screams that are octaves higher than you even knew possible coming from an animal do not, I repeat do not, order new sock monkeys and chews for your four dogs.
Because when that box gets delivered and you open it, they will not sit Indian style in a circle politely playing with their toys until finished, when they will orderly rise and place them into the toy basket and go down for their naps. THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
There will be anarchy. There will be violence. THERE WILL BE NO NAPS.
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chin chin goes nuts every sunday when i come home from the dog bakery;)
That sounds horrifying...and completely amusing!
That sock monkey would last about 2.5 seconds with my dogs.
We use to hide toys from my Grandma's pug because she would tear them apart in .346 seconds after getting them.
I *wish* they'd destroy them, bc then at least they wouldn't fight over them. It's not like I give them one and let them battle it out. But, nooo their brothers or sisters goods always look just a little bit better than theirs. Even when it's THE EXACT SAME TOY.
One of these days I'll learn.
Oh no- I thought they were destroying the sock monkeys, but they were fighting over them?? That is not good!
Haha! This is hilarious! Thank you for the warning; I will not be purchasing one for my pooch. :)
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