I stole this from Candace who stole it from Publix who probably stole it from some brilliant well-aproned creature who is much more domestically talented and less eternally distracted by barking than I.
I'm not sure that Candace tried the steak, I think just the salad, but I gave both a whirl. And you can ixnay the tommy-toes and mushrooms, in my opinion.
p.s. I'M NOT ABOVE BEING BRIBED. A certain somebody told me, "You are so pretty that I should force you to wear a bag over your head in public." Aaand, decent cooking was declared for a month.