Show me a picture of the new friend I made yesterday who is 70 pounds heavier than me, followed by a photograph of our backsides WHICH ARE THE EXACT SAME SIZE.
At least I finally have someone to trade skirts and shorts with, right?
In the eighties, I was a little kid who put together model buildings out of notebook paper and Scotch tape and spent days on end playing Monopoly with my best friend. What I've done over the last decade is pretty much the same thing. I began buying, renovating, and renting dozens of properties during Architecture school, where I mostly learned how to stay awake for six days straight.
Today I'm a new mother married with four dogs and way too many houses along the coasts of Florida. We recently moved into and began working on a three story lake house built in 1928.
14 comments:
lol! You crack me up! I'd like to see the dog fit into those leggings!
Kermie, that is an excellent idea! Spandex for the Great Dane! Aaand I feel a tad better now.
Who says big isn't cute... I mean the dog, not you... wait... not that you're... oh never mind.
I too, love all things house and land... and married a gal who knows how to use a nail gun.
found your blog on Strawbale...
mark
Ha! Thanks, Mark. I think.
No way! We are dog sitting my friends Great Dane right now!! I just posted about it. What a sweetie. They are huge babies!
Btw, I am a woman who bought her first home on her own!
Seriously, Danielle?! Tell me it has a smaller tush than me! Tell me!
Waaaahaahaahaha! Haahaahahahahahhaha...
I almost peed myself just now!
I posted those purely for your amusement!
My question is, why, for all of these years, hasn't anyone told me that I have the back side of a Great Dane?
BECAUSE IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I DO.
OMG, Hysterical! Janell
I hope the dogs not embarrassed that I posted these...
girl, you are hysterical!! too funny! We would definitely be friends in real life ;)
But we wouldn't trade skirts, right?
YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS!
I notice you didn't deny the resemblence, though, Tina...
:)
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