A beer was poured into a mug with a strawberry resting at the bottom. It was polished off (believe it, sister) just around the time that I finished a thirteen page business plan, which was topped with a sticky note emblazoned with the reminder to BUY MORE ORANGES FOR THE FULL MOON.

I took the trash bins off of the street, put my bicycle inside of the garage, and watered the plants on the porch. I washed the dishes, put the dogs to bed, and dragged the laundry upstairs. The only thing left was The Phone Call, always the last part of my evening.
I told him about my panic, about the market conditions I'd spent the entire day studying, about how I was ready to slice my face off with a butter knife and start my life all over again, most likely with a kangaroo in the outback. I promised to write and take lots of photographs of succulents and koala bears and forget about the foreclosures that were tanking the comps by seventy five percent in more than one of our neighborhoods. "I'm sad," I told him. "And I haven't eaten since this morning and I probably won't sleep until next Sunday."
"A SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT DROP IN THE PRICES?" he gasped. "The only reason that you shouldn't be sleeping is because you are snatching those up!"
And I fell in love with him all over again.
And then I got busy.
(Andrew's all, "YOU DID NOT POST THAT VIDEO, Kelly. KELLY.")


7 comments:
gawd you guys are sweet....so I have a house forsale in michigan, interested :)
There's nothing like a cross country commute, Steven!
HAHA I love that you posted this song!! For some reason I am picturing you rapping along with the lyrics while you go buy and revamp some more homes... love it!
That's how I roll, Hillary, yo.
Loved this - I like Andrew more and more with every post that you mention him :-)
And - what? Strawberry at the bottom of a beer mug? For flavor? I plan on having beer tonight.. maybe I should try this?? I never heard of this!
A Facebook friend recently called me evil for all the stock I gobbled up last year when it hit bottom. Citibank for $0.98? Sirius Radio for $0.12? Someone has to make a 600% profit. Might as well be you, Kelly. Go get 'em!
GREAT video, by the way.
I just feel the need to say, I LOVE YOU. You are so funny!
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