Me: Look at that plane. I always wanted to do that.
Me: Be a fighter pilot.
Andrew: For, like, Halloween? What were you the year before you and I met?
Me: NO, when I grew up. You know, like Tom Cruise.
Andrew: Oh my god, you're being serious?
Andrew: You couldn't be a fighter pilot. The have height requirements and stuff.
Me: I'd wear heels.