when: literally six minutes after rolling out of bed this morning, I apologize for the unshaved legs where: the dusty, unrenovated hallway (soon, I promise, soon...) what: wearing a different color replay of the obscene outfit that got me barred from a so called gym yesterday, just ask the Twitterers
Well, the gym didn't like my belly either! :) And this is a conservative running outfit by South Florida standards! I guess Jacksonville is a long way from there in more ways than distance. But it gets hot running in Florida!
Your office casual comment cracks me up, Sunny, because it's SO TRUE! Seriously.
p.s. I have a couple of friends (more than a couple, actually) who are struggling with infidelity and would happily trade in their six pack abs for three healthy babies. You're a lucky lady. Really.
Thanks guys, really, but I had an entire bag of microwave popcorn before I went to bed last night. Which you'd be able to see clearly if I turned to my side. This isn't my most presentable self, TRUST ME. But it's still better than bedazzled legwarmers, right?
oh hell. they are just jealous, like we all are. i dream of having abs and leg like yours, but i know all the work it takes to get them! i am just too, too lazy.
bedazzled legwarmers might be a great idea...we will probably start seeing infomercials for them any week now. maybe you should market them yourself!?
In the eighties, I was a little kid who put together model buildings out of notebook paper and Scotch tape and spent days on end playing Monopoly with my best friend. What I've done over the last decade is pretty much the same thing. I began buying, renovating, and renting dozens of properties during Architecture school, where I mostly learned how to stay awake for six days straight.
Today I'm a new mother married with four dogs and way too many houses along the coasts of Florida. We recently moved into and began working on a three story lake house built in 1928.
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Look at that stomach girl!! You are no longer my friend...:)
Janell
Well, the gym didn't like my belly either! :) And this is a conservative running outfit by South Florida standards! I guess Jacksonville is a long way from there in more ways than distance. But it gets hot running in Florida!
I'm 49. I've had three children. One was a bad C-section.
I'm consumed with jealousy right now. You look fantastic. And yes, by South Florida standards, that's almost office casual.
Your office casual comment cracks me up, Sunny, because it's SO TRUE! Seriously.
p.s. I have a couple of friends (more than a couple, actually) who are struggling with infidelity and would happily trade in their six pack abs for three healthy babies. You're a lucky lady. Really.
Psssst...infertility. (Laughs)
um wow...if I had a stomach like that I'd be showing it off too! Ef those gym people - since when do gyms have dress codes anyway???
Y'all are just happy that I didn't post pictures of the guy in the banana hammock, aren't you?
One day we will hang out and I will wash my clothes on your abs.
You are in damn good shape, woman. :]
I wish my "in shape" was as visually appealing as your "in shape". lol
But, Lauren, you have better style! Which means that they let you into the gym!
Ummm what stomach? I don't see a stomach...
Wow, your abs are awesome. Officially jealous.
Thanks guys, really, but I had an entire bag of microwave popcorn before I went to bed last night. Which you'd be able to see clearly if I turned to my side. This isn't my most presentable self, TRUST ME. But it's still better than bedazzled legwarmers, right?
oh hell.
they are just jealous, like we all are.
i dream of having abs and leg like yours, but i know all the work it takes to get them!
i am just too, too lazy.
bedazzled legwarmers might be a great idea...we will probably start seeing infomercials for them any week now. maybe you should market them yourself!?
OMgosh, I haven't seen my stomach look like that in fifteen years!
I see a QVC commercial in my future, Autumn! Brilliant!
So jealous! Are you willing to share your ab exercises?
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