Thursday, May 20, 2010
Breakfast Is Best When You Sleep Well
Andrew: I can't sleep.
Andrew: Your pillow is on top of my pillow. I can't sleep. Move it, please.
Me: My pillow isn't on top of your pillow.
Andrew: Yes, it is. It's keeping me awake.
Me: But how can my pillow be on top of your pillow if I'm sleeping on it? That means my head would be on top of your head. Which means my body would be on top of your body. Which means that I'd be having a lot more fun right now...
Andrew: The edge of your pillow is covering the edge of my pillow.
Me: Oh. So?
Andrew: So I need the entire landscape of my pillow to sleep at night.
Andrew: ENTIRE. LANDSCAPE. Do I sound like I'm joking?