Andrew: I can't sleep.
Me: Hm?
Andrew: Your pillow is on top of my pillow. I can't sleep. Move it, please.
Me: My pillow isn't on top of your pillow.
Andrew: Yes, it is. It's keeping me awake.
Me: But how can my pillow be on top of your pillow if I'm sleeping on it? That means my head would be on top of your head. Which means my body would be on top of your body. Which means that I'd be having a lot more fun right now...
Andrew: The edge of your pillow is covering the edge of my pillow.
Me: Oh. So?
Andrew: So I need the entire landscape of my pillow to sleep at night.
Me: Seriously?
Andrew: ENTIRE. LANDSCAPE. Do I sound like I'm joking?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HILARIOUS!
OMG, Kelly. This SOOOOO sounds like a conversation that Neal and I would be having. And he would use words like "entire landscape"...that is freaking hysterical!!! Should he start to steal your blankets, you should mention that you need an unrestricted swath of cloth covering you at all times in order to sleep.
Too funny, do you have a tape recorder going? :)
Janell
Ahahaha, hilarious!
you two have the funniest conversations-you should be on a sitcom! i'd watch, really!
lol.....entire landscape;)
LOL - sounds like me and my man. Except the topic is snoring ;) xo
I know. He's too much. And, like, he never understands why I find him SO FUNNY.
Oh Shannon of ** Happiness !
We have that "conversation" too ...
Me: Roll over.
He: Why.
Me: You're snoring.
He: I am not! I was awake!
sigh ....
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