Saturday, May 29, 2010

The Dictionary Of Andrew

Me: What did you just say?

Andrew: That because they're each their own legal entities they won't be considered for the same pricing.

Me: No, before that.

Andrew: I don't know?

Me: You said "supposebly," didn't you?

Silence.

Andrew: No.

Me: Really? Because I swear that I just heard you say supposebly.

Andrew: Anyway.

Me: Anyway.


Fifteen minutes later.

Me: Well? What did you think of adding the graham cracker crust?

Andrew: Eh.

Me: No? I liked it.

Andrew: I don't know. It wasn't flavorable enough.

Silence.

Andrew: And, yes, I JUST SAID FLAVORABLE.

2 comments:

Allyson said...

This is exactly like a conversation Neal and I would have. Actually some of my very first posts were about words that Neal just makes up and then puts in a conversation. I call them Nealisms and they are just too damn funny NOT to include in my blog...even though my mother says men's egos are delicate and we shouldn't write publicly about them. I say Neal is a rare breed and doesn't care what I write. He'll live. I think Andrew is probably of that same breed. ;)

Kelly said...

Heh! Andrew used to be all self conscious about me writing or posting pictures of him. Now it's a totally different story. The other day he was all, "Did you write about me today? Oh. Well, WHY NOT?"