Andrew: I can't believe we're the only two people in the theater.
Me: Nice, right?
Andrew: Are you kidding?! This is the best. We can put our feet on the chairs. We can talk.
Me: Yeah, I guess.
Andrew: We can do whatever we want!
Me: Pass the popcorn.
Andrew: Like, I could watch the entire movie with no pants on.
Me: A napkin, too, please.
Andrew: Did you hear me? No pants. It's an option.