Saturday, May 1, 2010

Options

Andrew: I can't believe we're the only two people in the theater.

Me: Nice, right?

Andrew: Are you kidding?! This is the best. We can put our feet on the chairs. We can talk.

Me: Yeah, I guess.

Andrew: We can do whatever we want!

Me: Pass the popcorn.

Andrew: Like, I could watch the entire movie with no pants on.

Me: A napkin, too, please.

Andrew: Did you hear me? No pants. It's an option.

8 comments:

colorchic said...

The only thing my husband would say about being the only ones in a theater "I knew we should have gone to the other one". Hope the movie was a good one!

Shanley said...

hahahaha, I love this. Boy and I always discussed that if no one was in the theater it was, quite technically, an opportunity to do ANYTHING we wanted.

Life in Rehab said...

Why is "no pants" always the ultimate male rating system? "Hey, now that the hedge has come in, I could BBQ with no pants on!"

No, Honey, you can't. You're still married.

micah @ the yellow front door said...

hahaha.... what movie??

Kelly said...

Sunny, that's HILARIOUS.

Micah, Letters To God.

The Rural Socialite said...

My sister and I once literally RAN into a movie theater because we were 15 minutes late for the movie. When we arrived, there was not another soul in the theater. I yelled up to the projection guy to back it up to the previews!!

Candace said...

Hilarious.

Kelly said...

Did he, Rural?! That's the best!