Don't I look like I'm having fun?
Nothing says "I'm having a good time!" like a mammoth bag of ice taped to my shoulder. You know, the shoulder that I managed to injure at the pool.
I swear I could hurt myself in a padded room. With only socks on.
AND, NO, THAT HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN.
In other news, I have a story about a drug deal at a laundry mat to share with you. At some point. I also think I may have seen my first gay prostitute, but I'm not entirely sure, because I've never actually experienced a drug deal, a laundry mat, or prostitution in real life (before this weekend), but I have watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians one or two times and it's like the same thing with better handbags, I think.
Oh! Also! There was this.
I totally want one. Or two. Or a small herd. Seriously. Minus the dirt and cigarettes, of course. Where can I find one? Companies that manufacturer drycleaning machinery? Laundry supply stores? Do such places even exist?
Anyone?
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what did you DO!? And this post was perfect, really. It made my weekend. How about trying to get your clothes on at a party in the bathroom (I was changing, ok? CHANGING), and running into the door as you try to open it? Yeah, I'm responsible and cool. Absolutely.
Yes what really happened!! I love these carts and would love one too.
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Karena
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Love the cart! Agreed, maybe three, four......
Hope you heal quickly!!
XO,
Valerie
I'm visualizing some sort of round-off back handspring into the shallow end. Done on a dare.
What in the world? Was the water hard ? at the Pool ? lol
you look good in that bandage though..
Shanley, I was trying to do a combination of kick pushups on the side of the pool. Because I'm a moron. What are kick pushups? Well. THEY ARE THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER COME UP WITH.
Karena, why don't you just rig that giveaway in my favor? No one will know. Really.
Valerie, aren't those suh-weet? And, like, really convenient?
Get well soon! Hope that the injury doesn't slow things down too much. You still have to tell the drug deal/gay prostitute stories.
ahh I hope you are better now!! You look great even with a frown and an ice pack on! :)
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