COMES WITH THREE WALL MOUNTED FLAT SCREEN TELEVISIONS. A FEATURE WORTH MORE THAN THE ASKING PRICE OF THE HOUSE, UNLESS YOU ENJOY DISSECTING PLASTER WALLS, TRIPPING OVER CORDS WHILE RELOCATING ELECTRICAL OUTLETS AND BALANCING A FOUR TON TELEVISION BETWEEN YOUR INDEX FINGER AND CHIN, BEFORE LANDING HEAD FIRST ONTO A PAINT CAN PYRAMID THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MOVE OUT OF THAT DOORWAY THREE DAYS AGO BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPACE IN THE DINING ROOM BECAUSE THEY'RE BLOWING OUT THAT WALL TOMORROW SO THAT THEY CAN RAISE THE ROOF. AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT DANCING.
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I no longer enjoy looking at the ruined walls in other peoples homes.
It looks too much like mine :)
How can you stand doing this ?
Wait a minute... I have done it several times myself .. are we crazy or sumthin?
girl, you crack me up!
Wait until you hear about the dresser I tried to move, Design...
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