Sunday, August 8, 2010

Before + Progress Pictures: The Historic House By The Water: Master Bedroom, Part 8

This is why the advertisement for this house will read something like this.

COMES WITH THREE WALL MOUNTED FLAT SCREEN TELEVISIONS. A FEATURE WORTH MORE THAN THE ASKING PRICE OF THE HOUSE, UNLESS YOU ENJOY DISSECTING PLASTER WALLS, TRIPPING OVER CORDS WHILE RELOCATING ELECTRICAL OUTLETS AND BALANCING A FOUR TON TELEVISION BETWEEN YOUR INDEX FINGER AND CHIN, BEFORE LANDING HEAD FIRST ONTO A PAINT CAN PYRAMID THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MOVE OUT OF THAT DOORWAY THREE DAYS AGO BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPACE IN THE DINING ROOM BECAUSE THEY'RE BLOWING OUT THAT WALL TOMORROW SO THAT THEY CAN RAISE THE ROOF. AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT DANCING.







See Part 7 here.
See Part 6 here.
See Part 5
here.
See Part 4 here.
See Part 3 here.
See Part 2 here.
See Part 1 here.

See the After photos here.
A source list can be found here.

3 comments:

a Broad said...

I no longer enjoy looking at the ruined walls in other peoples homes.
It looks too much like mine :)

How can you stand doing this ?
Wait a minute... I have done it several times myself .. are we crazy or sumthin?

Design A-Peele said...

girl, you crack me up!

Kelly said...

Wait until you hear about the dresser I tried to move, Design...