Before + Progress Pictures: The Historic House By The Water: Kitchen, Part 8

We ordered the cabinets last night and I momentarily considered donning a ski mask and using threats of violence to avoid writing yet another check because it hurts so much, until I thought about it, and realized that I'm two feet tall so they would probably know it was me anyway. Plus, I won't even steal a couple of Diet Cokes from the place, I am not even kidding, I made Andrew do a u-turn back inside when I realized that we'd inadvertently shoplifted them, because I was terrified that we'd been caught on camera and were about to be cuffed in the parking lot by a Rent-A-Cop with bad breath and a thing for inappropriate uses of force.

Plus, I remembered that my name was on the order.

So I totally wouldn't have gotten away with it.

See Part 7 here.
See Part 6 here.
See Part 5 here.
See Part 4 here.
See Part 3 here.
See Part 2 here.
See Part 1 here.