Before + Progress Pictures: The Historic House By The Water: Hallway + Stairwell, Part 1

So I asked Andrew how he planned on reaching the ceiling in the Stairwell and he asked me not to peek on the other side of the plastic sheeting and said something like, "JUST LET ME WORK, KELLY," and I was all, "Fine, whatever, but if you kill yourself playing hopscotch between the ladder and steps six and seven just know that, I will kill you."

I've already mentioned safety precautions to him more than once today, like after he narrowly missed beheading me while removing that mirror in the hallway, and I started hyperventilating and yelling, "This is a job for mirror professionals, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!"

So far, my warnings have not worked.

I am wearing safety goggles and three jockstraps as I type this.

It's kind of horrific.