"Hello, Kelly, how are you? I want to go out on a limb and make an offer to you. If you are not interested, it's fine, I in no way wish to offend you. I am guessing that you like to take good care of yourself, and therefore your feet, and am wondering if you enjoy having them massaged? Would you be interested in a discreet, slow, soothing, relaxing, partial or full body massage? I'm a white male, not overweight, with brown eyes and brown hair, and well groomed. I'm very clean, and drug and disease free. I can come to you. It would please me to totally satisfy you by helping to relieve any stress or tension in any way you wish. The favor would NOT have to be returned. My talented hands await your response and hope you would like your toes to curl on end like never before."
I think there are websites for that sort of thing. In case it's not clear, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
Also, you should have blocked out your email address.
I watch Law + Order.
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Ew.
I second that...
Ew.
I bet your husband was steamed.
Oh my gosh that is hilarious and awesome! Not cool awesome, but more like ridiculous and absurd awesome. What a weirdo.
Yes, ew. Or, ODD rather.
Tina, when I first read it I burst out laughing and was like, "Andy I have to read you the funniest email offer to suck my toes!"
He said, "Please don't. I don't want to have to shoot anyone from your blog."
He's a keeper, that one.
I'm sure your husband was as on board with this idea as mine would be.
And ew as well. Motion carried.
okay.....ewwwwwwwwwww! Posting on HAR site. Foot fetis man calling area realtors.....dble ewwwwww. To me this is a scary weirdo...
Wldgrneyes, he emailed me through the blog -- even though I have an active license I don't buy or sell real estate for anyone else. And what's HAR?
Sunny, he acted exactly like when that whole Craigslist incident went down. Remember THAT?
YUCKKKKKKK.
By the way, love that episode of sex and the city. "Charlotte felt like Cinderella. Cinderella in a dirty, kinky, freaked out, story book parallel universe"
Ha, Christen! So do I!
I kinda hate it that he knows what you look like but you don't know what he looks like.
Keep your toes covered from now on, ya hear! :)
What a creepy stalker. BTW, I love the pee-toe pumps too!
UGH!!!! Creepy.
In Texas, we have a thing called a Concealed Handgun License... for those who attract stalkers. You know, just in case they catch up with you in person and try to touch your toes. Can you tell I also attract stalkers? Presently working on my license...
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I know, Jen! I think I'm going to buy them. One can never own too many nude heels, right?
UGH!!!!! that's the creepiest thing I have EVER heard!
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