So I got them to come and install the correct doors today. It was a feat that required seven phone calls, a waffle breakfast, and a small truckload of sticky sweet charm.
Then disaster struck.
Before I tell you how much I hate them, let me explain how it got to this point.
After the whole delivery debacle I checked and double checked with the Thomasville representative, the order expediter, and two managers and all of them assured me that the hinge locations on the new doors were fine, totally fine, STOP BEING SO PARANOID ABOUT THE HINGE LOCATIONS, KELLY, THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME ON THE COTTAGE DOORS.
They're trying to install them right at this very moment.
AND THE HINGE LOCATIONS ARE NOT THE SAME.