Andrew Is Exasperated

Me: What did you just say?

Andrew: Exasp-

Me: You pronounce exasperated like masturbated. Just so you know.

Andrew: Well, I never used that word before you.

Me: You never used exasperated? Seriously?

Andrew: No. And nobody uses that word, by the way. It's probably not even a real word.

Me: It's a real word.

Andrew: It's probably a fake word. LIKE ALL OF YOUR SCRABBLE WORDS.