Friday, December 17, 2010

Driving On The Wrong Side Of The Tracks

Andrew: Why do people stand on street corners with signs? I hate when people stand on the street corners with signs.

Me: I don't mind it. I think it's entrepreneurial.

Andrew: It's stupid. If they're going to bother to just stand out there all day, they should at least have to dress up or something. Like the Peterbrooke guy by our house.

Me: I like sandwich boards. They make me think of New York.

Andrew: The Peterbrooke guy was dressed up like Santa. See, Santa on a street corner, that's nice. That makes sense. They should all have to dress up like something. It should be some kind of law.

Me: I've seen some of them dance. Like they're on crack...

Andrew: No. I mean, like, completely dressing up. Costumes. You know, the whole thing.

Silence.

Andrew: Wouldn't it be funny if they dressed up like pimps?

Me: NO. Then no one would be able to tell the difference between real pimps and street sign pimps. THAT SOLVES NOTHING.

6 people chimed in:

kristi.w. said...

Hahahah!
I always wondered if this was effective marketing. I've never stopped anywhere because of a sign-holder. However I have felt concerned for their safety since they are standing by the road all day long. Not to mention the possible sun damage... Yes this is really stuff I think about.

Wood said...

Let me note, the sign the guy was holding was for a jewelery store. thats why I thought he should dress like a pimp since pimps wear lots of gold. And yes, I am apparently an expert in pimpology.

Michaela said...

*LOL* You know, you should drive Andrew past the thrift store on Phillips (a couple of blocks after Walmart when coming from the downtown area) - they have a sign-waver who dresses up in all kinds of costumes: Spiderman, Hula girl, etc. A couple of years ago there was even a newspaper article about him ;o)

KellyMellyBoBellyBananaFanna said...

Kristi, I always wonder how they don't get plowed down too!

Michaela, I just now realized that you live in Springfield! Hello, sort of neighbor! Have you been to the new Peterbrooke there yet?

mrs. chinncredible said...

y'all's conversations make me happy. you're so crazy ;] when i read them, i feel like i can really hear them, because that's how greg and i talk to each other a lot too.

-vanessa-
thechinncredibles.blogspot.com

Nita {ModVintageLife} said...

cute!