Monday, December 27, 2010

Much Randomness To Share

Today I took the new boots for a test run in the form of a six hour shopping spree.

They were everything that I hoped that they'd be and then some.



I was stopped three times in J. Crew with the, "Where did you find those?!" and I can still feel my toes after packing on a dozen shopping bags and a slice of Copeland's chocolate cake. If that's not success, than I don't know what is.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

And when I was at Copeland's I got recognized.

It's only the second time it's happened in public, that someones come up to me all, "Um, so I read this blog, and, uh, are you by chance..." And I think to myself, HOLY EFF DO I HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE IN MY TEETH?! IS MY HAIR BRUSHED?!



Because I think eff instead of fuck even in my own head. Because there is something wrong with me.

(SIDE NOTE: If you go to Copeland's on Southside Boulevard in Jacksonville and you are served by Megan The Interior Design Student About To Graduate, tip her well. She might even bring you biscuits out before your entree if you tell her you're starving. Because she's down like that.)

In other news, go see us over here today.

And speaking of interweb related tidbits, guess who got a new laptop for Christmas?



I know. The Nikon AND the laptop and tons of other stuff that left me screaming, "TELL ME YOU GOT THIS ON SALE BECAUSE I AM HYPERVENTILATING." He done did skippety. I'm all high tech and shiz now. Whoa. Nelly.

But don't think that I let his gifts spank mine entirely.

I got him this.



Those Master Bedroom lamps don't mix well with my Tyrannosaurus Rex arms and that other person in the bed falls asleep in four seconds.

It's the best gift EVER, which I know because he smiled when I told him about the surprise trips I booked, but when he got this he leaped over the Christmas tree and said, "Nooo?! Yes! Where did you find this?! OHMYGOD. Let's install it!!!" And then he shrieked and did the splits MJ style.

Not kidding.

14 people chimed in:

Raina Cox said...

Perhaps the best holiday blog post I've read in the past two weeks.

craftosaurus said...

"He done did skippety."

I heart you.

And Kathleen said...

I was once recognized at a bar when I was loudly talking about my armpits smelling like a hippie. So embarrassing.

Shanley said...

I finally graduated back from college, and I'm back to having time to stalk you.

I was NOT disappointed.

KellyMellyBoBellyBananaFanna said...

Raina, file that Clapper away in your brain. I'M TELLING YOU.

Marianne - Style For Living said...

Love your little recap! Hysterical!

Joyce said...

Some gifts you just can't top. A clapper! Keep him happy. You are hysterical!

Life in Rehab said...

The Clapper? OMG, you are too much! That's hysterical!

And...cue the sinister music...I want your boots. If you didn't have toddler sized feet I'd steal them.

a Broad said...

Excellent Christmas gifting !
We had a clapper a long time ago. My children killed it.
The boots look good, did you go to the Town Center Mall ? :)
My daughter was there, I hope she left something for you in the stores.

Caroline said...

Gyahhh! I love, no, lurve those boots!

Just a few weeks ago I was trying to explain The Clapper to the 9 year old I take care of - he was beyond lost about it. Seriously, he just couldn't grasp the magic of it - yet alone the fact that such magic existed 25+ years ago! [Fun Fact: Did you know, a product of similar design and function The Clapper was marketed as early as 1965 under the name, Sonuswitch? Thanks Wiki!]
I was lucky enough to be gifted with that very laptop for my birthday! I love it, but haven't yet gotten it to recognize me. Have you had any luck?

Sara @ Russet Street Reno said...

The boots are awesome. I cannot lie.

Lovely Little Nest said...

haha oh my gosh now I want a Clap On!

Be sure to enter my CSN stores giveaway:

http://lovelylittlenest.blogspot.com/2011/01/csn-giveaway-happy-new-year.html

Happy New Year!! :)

pearls said...

who knew you could still get a CLAPPER!! this would solve all my problems.. well maybe not all but a good few :)

ps those boots are insane. love them.

Amanda @ Little House on the Corner said...

A) You're practically famous! B) The Clapper is awesome.