If you've ever spent any time with me, than you know that I try to avoid sugar in all shapes and forms, because when I take even the smallest dose on an empty stomach, I morph into a maniacal, bug eyed version of Courtney Love. With a better tan.
Andrew just found me sitting here with NINE empty mini Milky Way wrappers, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and he's demanding we leave RIGHT. NOW. TO. GO. TO. DINNER.
"God, you're so dramatic," I said.
SILENT.
STARE.
DOWN.
"We have about six minutes until you hit crazy town. WE LEAVE NOW."
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2 people chimed in:
LOL I try to avoid chocolate for the same reason. That, and once I eat one piece I have no will power left to walk away, so I wind up with nine wrappers sitting next to me too :) I just found the best chocolate cannolis in Italy. Heaven help me.
Maybe that's my problem.
Nope - it's just that I live in crazy town.
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