Last night I dreamt that I was trying to carve my eyeballs out with a steak knife, which my subconscious apparently thinks is a completely stoic and normal event. I wasn't alarmed or upset over this self mutilation at all, but I do remember passively thinking, I bet this will probably hurt.
Because even in my dreams I'M A GENIUS.
I never actually de-eyeballed myself, I woke up right as I was driving the knife toward my face.
By the way, I did not use the Latisse before bed.