I'm argumentative. I'm impatient. I am liable to change my mind sixty three or sixty four times. In a minute.
Also, I sometimes blog topless and with Justin Bieber hair.
Basically, I am a monster.
If I'm being completely honest, I probably understand why a couple of you unsubscribed recently, what with my ultra unfocused posts and my tendency to pimp out my goods. But what I'm trying to figure out is the new waterfall of followers and if they have a realistic idea of what to expect here. Also, I'm wondering if that free sample of Latisse is the reason why my eyes are all bloodshot this morning, and if that means that the whites are going to start growing thick fur which I'll eventually have to braid into dreads which will look like the love child of Ziggy Marley and a Britney Spears weave.
Except in my eyes.
Which brings me back to the point of this entire post.
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23 people chimed in:
i started following because i came across your blog and liked what i read- you seemed smart, witty, and had a light take on things. so far so good- i like your sense of humor!
i had one week where i saw my numbers drop 2 in one day... then it shot back up by over 30 more later that week, btu the day when the 2 dropped, i felt like i had somehow failed them. i hate that!
This post totally reconfirmed my desire to follow [.../continue following] your blog. Anyway, I think we all get a little case of topless-Bieber-fever sometimes.
On a side note - how do you feel about chocolate-covered pop rocks? I love chocolate. and I love pop rocks. But somehow, pop rock-infused chocolate bars and chocolate pop rock clusters just don't quite do it for me.
I don't watch my numbers.. should I?
Can I follow.. pretty please!?
Left Jacksonville last year to come back him central Florida.. glad to back...
Found you from Alfred Lives Here..
Hi!
I followed because I was intrigued that you have the longest first name in recorded history.
NAKED!? I'm offended! UNFOLLOW.
That was me being sarcastic. I will hit refresh until new naked photos surface.
i read your blog because it is all over the place...never a dull moment here.
OMG, Caroline, FAVORITE COMMENT! FAVORITE COMMENT! Except you're all wrong. Chocolate Pop Rocks are BRILLIANT! Patent that shiz.
Anyone that drops out just leaves more room for the rest of us who appreciate a blog that's way different from the norm.
And I'd totally blog topless, but no one would appreciate that.
Kelly I absolutely love your blog...love what you do!!!
Thanks, Donna. Aw.
um. i would kill for your ass- and i mean that in a completely non-lesbo way. just thought you should know.
You like how the dog is camped out on my buns?
Keeping it classy.
I follow because your my wife. And yes she does have a sweet ass! :)
Wood! Did you ask the hotel to bring you ice?!
So, Latisse totally freaks me out. Permanent darkening of pigmentation in my eyes?! No way. Luckily, I really long lashes. I figure it's God's way of making up for the fact that I have had bad acne my entire life. Gotta throw me a bone somewhere.
Love this, haha!
Free sample of Latisee... Who hoo!
Love the beiber hair,
My lashes are actually really long, but I'm a sucker for free stuff. Plus, they're stick straight and I heard this helps curl them? We'll see.
Chiara, I was concerned about that, too, but actually, permanent hyperpigmentation was never reported in the trials (or to anyone I know who used it the last couple of years). It's disclosed because the same chemicals in the formula have caused hyperpigmentation when put DIRECTLY INTO THE EYE. If you use mascara it's the same thing.
Brahm, I may start wearing it like that ALL the time.
You are special. And I likes it.
Emily, that little leather satchel in your shop is a-dorable! Must. stop. looking. at. it.
The Tooled Leather Bag? MAke me an offer I can't refuse (just don't threaten me, that would make things awkward) But really, if you are interested, I can lower the price a bit.
TEMPTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god hahaha. what was the reason for this anyway? i can't say that i have ever been struck with the urge to blog. topless.
ps. cute butt.
-vanessa-
thechinncredibles.blogspot.com
Oh, I always blog naked, Vanessa. KIDDING. I actually wasn't blogging at all in that photo, I'd just woken up from a nap and was watching some television. Andrew snapped that picture to make fun of my bedhead.
But the butt was totally real.
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