So this is sort of humungo news.
He's not going on the MLS because of The World Tour, but we're sticking a sign in the ground for the next few days until we leave. If you happen to know of anyone looking in San Marco please feel free to pass along. Realtors welcome, though I am licensed so please, no need to contact me about listing it.
And, yes, it even comes with The Kitchen (for those of you who asked).